Welp today is Valentines day and quite frankly I'm a little sour about this holiday. The only thing that I am less fond of at the moment is Justin Bieber but we will save that spill for another post. Let me break it down for you.
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It is a nice day for people ages 5-12, while still a child Valentines day is pristine. All that matters is free candy and decorating goofy boxes. It's also not too bad for those who are married, other then the fact that it may leave a small dent in one's bank account. Yet for those who are in their adolescences its nothing but dull. I feel like its a day celebrating a bunch of hype that many of us don't even understand.
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The term "single awareness day" is used way too much. What a foolish thing to say. I'm pretty sure if you are single you know it every other day of the year it doesn't take some silly love fest to point that out.
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Don't get me wrong I think that love is a many splendid things or at least I imagine it to be, but a part of me finds it a little discouraging that we must dedicate a day for people to declare their love for each other. Shouldn't we be doing that every day?
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Valentines day gifts kill me. Who decided that an over sized stuffed elephant and a box of stale chocolates was a suitable gift for the love of your life? By no means do I think that a heart shaped balloon and pre-written hallmark card isn't kind but really lets put some thought into things.
Enough of this, Happy valentines day folks may all your crazy love fantasies come true!
If all else fails resort to some classy matching tattoos like so
