Five things I have learned this week while residing in Orem.
1. When people say they are going to bring drinks, they don't mean capri suns.
2. Something is not right about Alexa in an apron and headset.
3. Finding tickets to the circus can be difficult and if you ask someone to borrow their phone they are going to assume that you are a drug dealer.
4. Very few people you meet in the hot tub are friend material.
5. Any set of roommates that give collectors Beatles cups as a (just for kicks) gift are keepers.
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