Let's Be Vague Darling.

I would recommend skipping over this post. Especially if you follow my twitter because this is nothing but some of my recent tweets. I am not posting these for the public eye to see but for me so that I can have them as a sort of reminder when I print out my blog. Here goes nothing.

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I bet not many of you can say that in the last hour you watched shirtless, bearded men plunge into cold water & ate a thanksgiving feast.

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Feeling like a classic college student, eating my oven baked pizza & watching That 70's Show. #thesimplelife

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People are so predictable & Coldplay is underrated.

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I love that Lightspeed Champion is on a Crayola commercial.

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"If you want to pretend like you are a drunk we have some Martinelli's in the fridge."- @camilletrappett

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You've gotta be kind to yourself.

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Today marks the end of no shave November for me. In addition, my impulsive behavior will be the death of me. #twoinonetweet

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I raise my flag up into your heart & you let the winds come tear it apart.

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I'm having a really hard time establishing my dreams from reality.

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I started out with the Black Keys as a pick me up. I've now resorted to wallowing with Blind Pilot. #Monday

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It's a lot of things but it's mostly like whatever. #down

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I found a much better solution to my piano withdrawals than homicide, I simply broke into the church. #winnerwinnerchickendinner

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I would kill to play the piano right now.

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I'm embarrassed by how much I have been tweeting lately but I can't stop.

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My extremities are going to fall off because my apartment is SO frigid. #brokenheater

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Also, today is the first day of my life I have worn a scarf for the purpose of keeping me warm.

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The world is freezing and there is a plethora of ice on my vehicle. #SOS

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The clothes line project. #sohumbling

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I will never be the same. #thatparty

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I'm stressed because I have too many options for this evening. #partyoverhere #partyoverthere

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I ate a whole entire bag of candy corns by myself. My body hates me. #addiction

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Let the posting of skanky pictures begin. #Halloween #goodlaughs

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Everyone thinks that girl's a lady but I don't I think that girl's shady.

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Someone left a used condom on my doorstep. #collegelife

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I kid you not Ryan Gosling's look a like is purchasing coffee right in front of me. #bestdayever

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Third night without sleep & I've resorted to watching the Spanish channel. #iblameyou #worried

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She & Him's Christmas album > Justin Bieber's Christmas album

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I need a fake ID stat. #upcomingconcerts

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When did your heart go missing?

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Articles we are reading in English "Why Chinese mothers are superior." & "Virginity doesn't exist." #enthralling

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There are elephants in my school! #circuslove

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My apartment is so cold that one of the fish froze to death. #reallife

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I've eaten my weight in candy corns this weekend.

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I'm selfish enough to want to get better, but i'm backwards enough not to take any steps to get there. #sentimentallyricstweet

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That moment when Rory calls you and tries to set you up on a double date with Mrs. Spor's grandchildren.

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It's a shame that Macaroni & Cheese has become a delicacy for me.

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I don't know why, but I really dislike cheetah print.

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I mention Into The Wild & Bright Eyes in my English paper & my professor writes comments about dying in a bus & unique vocal styles. #love

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I have a pet fish named Yoko.

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I need these boys to leave stat. Although one of them is wearing shorts with lobsters on them and another has nice arms.

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Oh good gosh, I really need to stop walking around my apartment in my underwear. #surprise #webroughtboys

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I didn't realize until today that I always brush my teeth before I skype. #strange

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I love trading in Seventeenth-Century Politics for Pinterest & The Office.

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Everytime I'm feeling down I remember that The Shins are back together and producing a new album. #thenismile

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My professor was wearing tevas, jeans, a suit coat & glasses. I wanna pull an Aria/Ezra with him. #yummy

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I'm eating Ice cream out of the carton for breakfast, because that's what people do when they feel picked on.