Because I Can.

Five minutes ago while I was Skyping with Bailey I came to the conclusion that I am not going to be very tasteful about how much I post. Why? Because I don't care and because I have become an Internet junkie the last couple of days. So here goes nothing.

You should know that Baye and I have become extremely technologically savvy. Really its quite impressive. Our communication could go something like this.. I text Bailey telling her to check her HeyTell where she listens to a message I sent her telling her that I tweeted about her and that I want to Skype. We Skype each other for hours on end, all the while downloading ooVoo [a program similar to Skype] and stalking people on Facebook. We should be embarrassed, we should feel despondent about the fact that we are throwing all productivity to the wolves, but we don't. We eat this stuff up.

I have also been practicing the strangest of behaviors the last couple of days. For example running into poles, driving over curbs, feeling hopeless over nothing, retail therapy, saying bold things, watching depressing movies and calling people too often. Mind you I have been lounging in my room and taking pills religiously. I feel a bit lonesome and frankly everyone is either working or has better things to do then hang out with a crazed chubster. But enough of this sappy nonsense. I found some cool stuff throughout my days of Internet surfing.

Chipmunk

Just Friday I went in to see the doc in order to remove my wisdom teeth. My anxiety level was low, other then the fact that the women who greeted me had a mustache and I was horrified of what I might say to her after I was drugged. The first thing I remember after the procedure was my dad telling me that I had been a bit of a pain during surgery. He told me that I wouldn't breathe and that my blood pressure was all over the place. Who knows why but I felt extremely picked on and thought everyone hated me and was being so mean. When I got a hold of my phone the fun began. It wasn't long before everyone knew about the lady with "facial face", my yellow submarine smoothie, sitting on a brush and my imaginary pregnancy scare. I cried soo much. Day one I thought I was in the clear as far as chipmunk cheeks were concerned. Although I thought I had puffy cheeks in this picture, little did I know. I took this charming photo this morning. My face posesses a very square characteristic and I truly look like I have gained ten pounds. In all actuality I wouldn't be surprised if half of this isn't swelling but fat. All I have done is the last couple of days is eat ice cream, smoothies and watch red boxes. In other news today is Fathers Day, therefore my padre deserves a little shout out. He is a good man and I love him very much. Just last night he stayed up nearly all night with me while I curled up on his floor like a child. It takes a special person to do that. Happy Fathers Day!

Jumping Off High Cliffs

I am just full of all sorts of joy right now. Things are going splendid for me today! Here are some of the reasons why..

I'm stoked for the following movies to come out.

I ordered some tevas and got a killer deal.

I have been HeyTelling myself silly.

I still have friends.

Bailey Sargent told me that she had an elephant in her mouth.

I finally got a short summer job working at a frozen yogurt joint.

I found out that Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, The Weepies and Starf*****r are playing within a month of when I move up north.

Frozen Strawberries

Welp you are all in for another informative and story telling treat. My life has been too upbeat lately not to share! The past week consisted of Lake Powell & a nice trip to SL, UT with my friends. Meet the Lake Powell Crew. Don't be alarmed it was for the sake of Myspace.

I fell in love with McCall's tevas, a pair was quickly added to my birthday list. Bad news for the 7,000 boys who are after Baye. She is now off the market, this is her new boyfriend. I don't have it in me to explain to you the good times that we had but I have faith that you are all smart enough to figure out these pictures. Yes, those are pligs. We made a detour through Colorado City. I drove home from Powell a little early in order to make it up north in time. I listened to this song on repeat for an hour. It's a gem.

When I arrived home I took this adorable picture of myself, I think it demonstrates my energy level pretty well. The following individuals and I enjoyed a wonderful weekend. We attended a Iron & Wine concert and it was top notch. I recorded this video while we were there. This picture makes me laugh because it is ridiculously close to one we took at the Arcade Fire concert. My life is peachy!

I'm Wide Awake It's Morning

The day after Grad Night I posted a facebook status. It simply stated, "Grad Night was the best thing since water." The truth be told.. It was! No joke it was one of the greatest things I have ever been apart of. Allow me to share with you of a few of things I indulged in while at the night of graduates.

A concert including dancing, fireworks and flowers.

The following picture was taken randomly of some of my friends and I. I don't know why but I think it is funny and descriptive. I busted a move or two. I got married to Mr. Tanner Smith, it was a really neat experience. This picture was taken while I was holding back laughter. Tanner was reciting you are my sunshine to me and telling a story about our romantic picnic. It was a little too much for me to handle. Our game plan for the liquorish/ kissing session went over pretty smoothly, other then the fact that the ring didn't fit his finger and I panicked.

Notice how far the ring is on his finger. I interacted with an amazing magician. He absolutely blew my mind. I won some money from the cash cab thanks to my best friend who knew the capitol of Egypt. A combination of foot, hamster ball and rapid movement yanked this hair out of my head. Yummy, I know.

Giant swings are enjoyable.. Pretty self explanatory. Neat bracelets were made but the reason I uploaded this picture was not for the jewelery. I simply love how sleepy we look. The characters were amazing. I should just throw this in now this place was a Harry Potter lovers heaven. I thought I was going to loose my mind of happiness. Green screens are where it's at.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to even dent the activities that took place. Although you should consider yourself lucky because this post is really dragging on. I'm impressed that you made it this far. Just for another pointless addition I will tell you that when we left the school it was light outside and it was the most unusual feeling. I was PUMPED must have been that black light dance party that we had at five in the morning. The moral of the story is Grad Night 2011 was unreal. Embrace it.

So Very Happy

Yup, the rumors are true. I have officially turned into a young adultish person. Last Tuesday I graduated from the good ol Snow Canyon High School. No more funny business, it's game time. The whole thing felt a little strange because I still feel like I am a little kid. Regardless I went through the motions received my diploma, chucked my cap in the air [two rows behind me on accident] and took all of the classic pictures. Freedom has already started to pour into my life and I like the feeling. Oh and just as a side note, if you are starting to question if good people exist, they do. At post-graduation dinner I dropped a one hundred dollar bill [given to me as a graduation gift] and some young man returned it. I was unbelievably touched! Here is a a very small portion of some of the pictures taken on the big day. To get the full of effect of the mood I was feeling that day listen to this song. It was played driving to and from graduation. There were roughly five billion pictures of me walking across the stage. I'll tell you what, those sentimental parents of mine are cute. Stay Classy SCHS!